Zorgak's Reviews

  Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut (PS3) 7.5/10 Hello everyone and welcome to another game review. I have been revisiting another one of my all time favorite PS3 titles: Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut. Human Revolution was originally released on August 23, 2011, with the Director’s Cut version of the game released at a later date. The game was developed by Eidos Montreal and published by Square Enix. In this version, certain parts of the game have been fixed up, items and missions have been added, the DLC ‘The Missing Link’ is present, and the game even added a director’s commentary. This is the definitive version of the game, so I’ll be judging it by this version. Now, I have a history with this game. This and InFamous are probably my most played titles on the PS3. I have played this game religiously in the past, so I know it almost like the back of my hand and I even considered it to be one of my all time favorite games. Replaying it TWICE now, I fin...

  Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid Season 1 [SUB] (2017) 6.5/10 Don’t watch this. I’m being serious. Do not watch this. This show looks innocent but it’s disgusting and I’m here to tell you why. Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid is a 13 episode anime that aired from January 11 - April 6, 2017 with a one episode OVA that aired on September 20, 2017. The season was produced by Kyoto Animation, of Clannad and K-On! fame. So I’ve heard mixed things on this show. “It’s so good! It’s a great SoL anime with a mixture of fantasy elements.” “This show is pedo bait and if you enjoyed it, you’re a pedophile too.” Yeah, this show is a mixed bag of weirdness. I have a lot to talk about, so let’s begin. Our story follows office worker Kobayashi on her way home from the bar. She’s drunk off her ass and misses her stop on the train. She ends up in the mountains and stumbles upon a dragon with a sword in her. The dragon is on her death bed and tells Kobayashi to go away, wanting to die in peace. Kobayashi t...

  Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004) 7/10 Hello everyone. Today, I’ll be revisiting the stoner classic Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. This movie was released on July 30, 2004 with the director being Danny Leiner. Now, I’ve seen this movie a couple of times before and my brother was feeling down, so I decided to watch this with him. Rewatching it, the movie still holds up with just how stupid it is, yet it’s written in a way that makes it a timeless classic. Also, I watched the unrated, “Extreme Version”, so I got to experience the whole thing. Anyway, let’s begin. Our story follows Harold, an office worker that was given a last minute assignment from his higher ups and is told to bring it in the next day. Kumar is very intelligent but not a very smart person. His father, a doctor, wants him to work in the medical field just like the rest of his family. Kumar, dealing with family pressure, just wants to sit at home and smoke weed all day. After a long day, the ...

  Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s Seasons 1-2 (Fortune Cup/Dark Signer arcs) [DUB] (2008-2009) 8.5/10 “Let’s rev it up!” Hello everyone. Today, I’ll be going over the first season of Yugioh 5D’s. Seasons 1 and 2 aired from April 2, 2008 - June 24, 2009. The English dub for these were released at a later date, so those dates are from the JP dub. The show was produced by studio Gallop, who made the previous Yugioh series. 5D’s was legit one of my favorite shows growing up (I was 10 years old when this started airing). I loved the whole “card games on motorcycles” thing and it seemed to be telling an actual story as opposed to the previous series. With Yugi, he was trying to uncover the secrets of the Pharaoh and the Shadow games. Alright that’s very interesting, but the way the show was executed could’ve been done better. GX took a more “monster of the week” approach and had each season focus on a new villain and was an overall softer tone of the series, with the series being much more child-friendly...

  Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) 6/10 Hello everyone. Today, I’ll be revisiting another piece of my childhood: Looney Tunes: Back in Action was released on November 14, 2003 with the director Joe Dante. Now, I have more memories of the game than the actual movie, so watching this now was basically new to me. I’ll be frank with you guys, this movie is average at best, but I enjoyed the hell out of it. I haven’t had a good life like this in a long time. You just can’t go wrong with Looney Tunes. Let’s begin. Our story follows Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, former security guard for Warner Bros Studio DJ Drake, and former CEO of Comedy Kate as they set off on an adventure to recover the Blue Monkey Diamond and put a stop to the evil President of ACME’s sinister plan to turn the world into monkeys. Along the way, our group will encounter a slew of other Looney Tunes characters that will stand in their way. Please, don’t take this plot seriously. It’s Looney Tunes. This whole movie ...